My favorite language snob, who made the leap from a double-major in English and Communications to being a number-crunching business type, found herself wondering if there was a market for “business prose” in her blog a few days ago. Somehow I manage to twist this into “dirty fiscal limericks” and well, here’s the end product. Post comments with limericks of your own!
There once was a CFO named Swanson
Whose indiscretions would eventually cost him
He said “the future is bright
For an assistant that might
Get down there and suck on my johnson.”
A TPS report writer named Mandy
Climbed the corporate ladder quite dandy
She screwed every boss
Their salads she tossed
For John, Chris, Louis, and Randy.
Our director who was from Nantucket
Had a vagina as wide as a bucket
“Its like fucking a doorway”
Said a sales rep from Norway
Now the shareholders concurrently fuck it.
July 16th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
i have some of my own dirty limmericks i made myself as are my own.
#1 there once was a lady from fairhaven,
who loved her pussy shaven,
she had such a craven,
for little boys sunbathing.
#2 there was a count jermain,
who loved his pussy in pain,
he came and came and came,
but he loved to beat his pussy to shame.
#3there was a sex kitten,
who loved to fuck and eat southern fried chicken,
she kinda loved a good licking,
but she smelled like pabst blue ribbon.
that was a few of my sick’o limmericks i have 2 more but im not listing all of them wright now these are ones i made myself so no copying thanks ricks limmericks