I love the smell of religion in the morning. After reading some of David Hume’s God and Evil while killing time this morning, I found myself intrugued with his arguments against the existance of God. It’s the same reasoning you’ve heard for years, but phrased philosophically. While we suffer, how can God be both all-good and all-powerful at the same time? The only possibility that allows for God’s existance is that His idea of good is not the same as ours. I follow this possibility through to the bitter end, and don’t particularly like what I find.

Hostel: the most hyped horror movie of the year. Is it scary? Is it violent? Is it scary because it’s violent? In this article I’ll put these questions to rest. I liked Hostel not in spite of it’s violence, but because of it; and I think that’s precicely the mindset you need to have to enjoy this movie.

Saw 2: Hollowood’s redeption of the slasher sequel genre, or more vapid, substanceless crud from the increasingly unoriginal money making machine that is American cinema? I’ll give you a little hint. As the preview for the movie said: oh yes, there will be blood; but unless you’ve never seen blood shed before, Saw 2 has almost nothing to offer.

Today was Valentine’s Day, the one day of the year alotted for lovers to love and bachelors to cry about their loneliness. I got through it alone with no sadness whatsoever. Find out how.

I just watched the music video for Naked Ape’s Fashion Freak and it begs the question: is sex with a zombie considered necrophelia? The video depicts the band’s car being swarmed by a group of sexy female zombies: part stripper, part eurotrash, but all very dead and very, very hot. They proceed to wash the car and grind their girly parts in the soapy water in a variety of nefarious ways. Watch the video, read this post, and help me decide wether sexy sombie women are fair game or if I’m just a bad, bad man.