You know, its very easy to forget what its like to be a teenager. All the awkwardness, the insecurity, the anxiety caused by trying to fit in or separate yourself from the crowd.

But fuck all that. Maybe we were just like this when we were teenagers but if we were, well, we sucked. A certain amount of emotional expression is healthy, but parents need to stop encouraging their children to be pussies. This Keep it Simple Series Guide to Teenage Angst says it all.

Two of my closest friends got married on Sunday. This is a link to my photo album. Click it, and bask in the glory of marital bliss.

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