My sister should know better than to mess with me. I love the girl, but I told her if she ever ticked me off I would eat her dog and post the pictures on the Internet. Well a funny thing happened the other day. What was the date again… that’s right, April 1st!
I wake up to a voicemail from my beloved sister. She proceeds to inform me that she and my brother-in-law won a drawing at the mall for an XBox 360, and that since they already own one they wanted to “re-gift” to me for my birthday. If you know my sister you know this is her kind of luck and is totally believable. If you know me, you know gullibility is one of my biggest character flaws… especially when it comes to hoity-toity game systems that I can’t afford.
Well when the I finally got the newsflash that I was fooled, I began plotting the type of revenge that can only be had with a puppy and lots of ketchup. Who says you should keep pets out of the kitchen?
Payback is Hell!
It was a tight fit, but I managed.
Despite Appearances, Otis is tough. He needed softened up a bit.
375 for 45 minutes. In dog year’s that’s 2625 degrees for 5 hours.
