I don’t so much feel like writing a full review of The Notorious Betty Page, but I will say this: you think Requiem for a Dream had a depressing ending? Well I’ve got a surprise for you, my friend.

It’s as though the little girl from The Ring used her magic VHS conjuring powers to turn Viagra into a feature length film, and then Pat Robertson got his hands on it and changed the ending.  What’s even more depressing is that it’s true.  An hour and a half of light bondage, corsets and stiletto heals culminates into five minutes of repentance. Damn you God, you spoil everything.