Thought for the night: online dating services would be more appropriately named potential male role and baby daddy location services. Now that I’ve dated or been shot down by most of the available women that I know and my social circle is slowly closing in around me, I’ve decided to give a couple of […]

I don’t so much feel like writing a full review of The Notorious Betty Page, but I will say this: you think Requiem for a Dream had a depressing ending? Well I’ve got a surprise for you, my friend.
It’s as though the little girl from The Ring used her magic VHS conjuring powers to turn […]

Though we may not notice it through the dark, dreary haze of the daily news, man still has a fighting chance in his battle with nature. Throughout the last few weeks I’ve read several amazing survival stories which I will repeat here as a solute to a few men that have proven themselves to be […]

To any actual mentally deficient folks reading this blog, I owe you an apology: not for alluding to the word retard in my title, but for demeaning retarded people everywhere by associating them with the sort of daft, uncoordinated ogre it must take to throw a controller through a television. Do I have to […]

My sister should know better than to mess with me. I love the girl, but I told her if she ever ticked me off I would eat her dog and post the pictures on the Internet. Well a funny thing happened the other day. What was the date again… that’s right, April 1st!