I just watched the music video for Naked Ape’s Fashion Freak and it begs the question: is sex with a zombie considered necrophelia? The video depicts the band’s car being swarmed by a group of sexy female zombies: part stripper, part eurotrash, but all very dead and very, very hot. They proceed to wash the car and grind their girly parts in the soapy water in a variety of nefarious ways. Watch the video, read this post, and help me decide wether sexy sombie women are fair game or if I’m just a bad, bad man.

You know, its very easy to forget what its like to be a teenager. All the awkwardness, the insecurity, the anxiety caused by trying to fit in or separate yourself from the crowd.

But fuck all that. Maybe we were just like this when we were teenagers but if we were, well, we sucked. A certain amount of emotional expression is healthy, but parents need to stop encouraging their children to be pussies. This Keep it Simple Series Guide to Teenage Angst says it all.

I just checked my email and had a message from a democratic group whose newletter i signed up for eons ago. Since the presidential election of 2004 I’ve mostly given up on politics, but the obvious double-entendre in the title made me chuckle. “Our polls are in — Bush in trouble.” If they keep sending me stuff like that I’ll be back into politics in no time!

My favorite language snob, who made the leap from a double-major in English and Communications to being a number-crunching business type, found herself wondering if there was a market for “business prose” in her blog a few days ago. Somehow I manage to twist this into “dirty fiscal limericks” and well, here’s the end […]