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The Notorious Betty Page

I don’t so much feel like writing a full review of The Notorious Betty Page, but I will say this: you think Requiem for a Dream had a depressing ending? Well I’ve got a surprise for you, my friend.
It’s as though the little girl from The Ring used her magic VHS conjuring powers to turn […]

The Passion of the Christ

Last night I finally watched The Passion of the Christ. I’ve seen a lot of violent, sadistic torture movies in my day, and I can say with little hyperbole in my words that the torment and torture in The Passion was the worst; but I’m not referring to the beating and murder of Jesus […]

Cool Hand Luke

If you feel compelled to remind me that this review is several decades too late, save your words; I already know. Cool Hand Luke is one of those classic films that a movie buff like me should feel ashamed to be watching only now. Well, my friends, it’s new to me. So if you want to hear what I have to say about one of the greatest films of all time, shut up and listen.

Dark Water (Japanese)

The ghost of a drown little girl haunts the living so that the mystery of her death may be solved. Haven’t we seen this before?