So apparently someone somewhere either wants this domain or wants to extort money out of me for owning it. I recieved an email this morning from someone saying that they have trademarked the phrase “freelance ninja.” They didn’t say anything else, leaving their motives completely to my wild imagination.
If you are this person, […]

Does anyone else remember the days when one would refrain from huffing on a cancer stick in the company of nonsmokers as a courtesy rather than a legal obligation?

Today was Valentine’s Day, the one day of the year alotted for lovers to love and bachelors to cry about their loneliness. I got through it alone with no sadness whatsoever. Find out how.

Last night I have an incredibly vivid and mildly disturbing dream. I think a few of you may have some fun interpreting this one. It has it all: strange women, werewolves, and broken nunchucks.

After spending a year registered on Myspace.com, I’m thinking it might be time to call it quits; not because it wastes hours of my time each week, but because it has seemingly degenerated into an online drama factory. Read the article to understand how I came to this conclusion and what I propose to solve the problem.