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Thought for the night: online dating services would be more appropriately named potential male role and baby daddy location services. Now that I’ve dated or been shot down by most of the available women that I know and my social circle is slowly closing in around me, I’ve decided to give a couple of these services a try. This is what I’ve found.

Originally I believed that online dating was meant only for the hopelessly unattractive or disfigured, but that’s only half the story. After trolling Cupid and Plenty of Fish for needy and emotionally draining women for about an hour I realized there was an entire demographic that I had been neglecting: single mothers!

There seems to be two distinct groups of single mothers that utilize online dating. The first are those looking for someone to help raise their kids. You can’t blame them for looking online. I’m sure there are a plethora of introverted men looking to bypass the social experience of falling in love and would prefer to pick out a family online, similar to the way they shop around for their japanese tentacle rape pornography. Lord knows I do! The second is the strong and independent mother that doesn’t have the time to get out and meet men. This group seems promising! I’ll post an update in a few days and let everyone know how this online dating thing works out.